December 2009
19 posts
The Office Romance
Jim Halpert: Last night on "Trading Spouses," there's... did you see it?
Pam Beesley: No, I have a life.
Jim Halpert: Interesting, what's that like?
Pam Beesley: You should try it some time.
Jim Halpert: Wow. But then who would watch my TV?
Merry Christmas
Here’s to a brighter New Year.
Oh & p.s.
This is the first night this week that I haven’t gone out and gotten piss ass drunk.
Rock n’ Roll.
I want a seamonkey.
I’m cleaning my room at 3:30 in the morning.
Watching supernatural.
Awaiting the storm that’s brewing right outside my window.
Productive evening…
I used to glide, now I shuffle.
So today I was reminiscing about how skinny I used to be. I can remember being 5’ 8” and weighing 108 lbs.
And I had collarbones and cheekbones.
I’m so fat now. I can’t even weigh myself. Something has to be done about this.
I see a lot of yogurt and grapes in my future.